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Admiral Lard 1:51 Mon Jul 20
Wotsits - Really Cheesy

Got a bag of Cheesy Wotsits with my Sainsburys £3 meal deal.... must have been 30 or more years since the last time....

Big E 4:39 Mon Jul 20
Re: Wotsits - Really Cheesy

A bloke goes to doctors and says “doctor my cocks turned orange.”

The doctor says “well it may be stress “and persisted to ask him a few questions he started with

“How is your work life?” The man replies “brilliant I love my job I get paid well and I do what I enjoy and well every ones really nice.”

The Doctor then says “well that’s good, but how’s your sex life?”
The man reply’s “well that’s great I’m going out with this great woman I’m thinking she’s the one and well she’s amazing in bed to so I can’t complain there.”

Then the doctor asks finally “what about your social life?”
The man replies “what do you mean?”
The doctor says “well what do you do in your spare time?”
The man then replies “well not much really most of the time I just sit indoors watching porn and eating Wotsits”....

Nicey 3:26 Mon Jul 20
Re: Wotsits - Really Cheesy

Wotsits and similar types of snacks are scientifically designed to trick your mind into thinking it isn't full , this is why they are so moorish .

stoneman 2:41 Mon Jul 20
Re: Wotsits - Really Cheesy

I am sensing that this thread hasn't gone as well as the original poster intended.

Johnson 2:38 Mon Jul 20
Re: Wotsits - Really Cheesy

Or the fact Lard has WHOicided about three times due to the banality of threads on here.

Basically translated as; people ignore my shit so I'm going to flounce off in an attention seeking huff.

Eerie Descent 1:53 Mon Jul 20
Re: Wotsits - Really Cheesy

I think the other thread you fucked up should've been a warning sign not to go through with it.